Every once in at while you come across something that just makes sense to you and hence becomes a favourite. Here at a few of mine:
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity."
Kim Larsen - (Danish sing-n-song writer extraordinaire):
”Engang var jeg en vred ung mand, nu er jeg bare en sur gammel stodder”
"Once I was an angry young man, now I'm just an grumpy old fart"